Characters
Alucard
Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing
Seras Victoria
Walter C. Dornez
Ferguson ________________________________________________________________
     It was a nice cool day at the Hellsing House, Sir Integra was sleeping at her desk, Alucard was sleeping in his room, Walter was washing the dishes and Victoria was sitting in her room bored. When, suddenly a helicopter shot down a lime green ray all over the Hellsing House.

Victoria: what the…*looks in mirror* gasp OH NO I’M A HAMSTER!!!

     Victoria runs around her room in a panic, then she thinks of all her friends in the house and runs out the door to Alucard’s room. She arrives at his room only to see that he is sleeping in his coffin bed. Oh no she says to herself and runs to the bed’s main control. she jumps on the button that indicates coffin release. The coffin bed top moves up, and Victoria jumps on the bed only to find Alucard’s cloths and a moving lump. She moves the cloths to reveal a small black hamster with a little nose bubble.

:Pop:
Victoria: *Shakes Alucard* Master, Master please wait up
Alucard: *Eyes open* ah Police Girl
Victoria: Master we’re hamsters
Alucard: *Blank stair, then looks down* …*runs to pants and pulls out guns*
Victoria: _ _ oh Master
Alucard: sigh, I guest this will do *holds guns in hand*

     As Alucard plays with his guns Victoria suddenly remembers all the rest of her friends and shouts out “Oh no Sir Integra and Walter!” Alucard looks up with no interest, but goes along with Victoria anyway. They run out of Alucard’s room and up the stairs that lead to the first floor, but just before they were about to go upstairs they ran into Walter.

Victoria: *Smile* Walter it’s so good to see you
Walter: yes very well *Looks at Alucard* and I see you found Alucard too
Victoria: have you seen Sir Integra?
Walter: sorry I haven’t

     Victoria grabbed Walter’s hand and said “Let’s go!” Since she was still a vampire, she was able to jump up on the rail and run up with ease. They finally reached Sir Integra’s room, and they found was a pile of cloths on the floor.

Victoria: OH NO *runs to pile of cloths and starts searching*
Walter: ah Miss Victoria I believe I found her
Sir Integra: *Sleeping*
Victoria: Sir Integra Sir Integra please wake up
Sir Integra: *Pops bubble* what the…where am I ALUCARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alucard: *Turns around and smiles a grim smile*
Sir Integra: WHERE THE BEEP ARE WE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Walter: ah ma’am we’re still in the Hellsing household, but it seems that we’ve been turned into hamsters
Sir Integra: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:Beep Beep Beep, TV turns on:
Ferguson: SIR INTEGRA SIR INTEGRA *FISS FISS* WE HAVE *FISS* VAMPIRES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:Line brakes:
Sir Integra: grrrrrrrrrr
Alucard: hehehehehe
Sir Integra: grrrrrrrrrrrrrr beep, we are much to small for this mission grrrrrr
Victoria: I know *starts to run to the closet* I saw it in a movie

     Victoria runs to the closet and pulls out paper, tape, rubber bands and tooth picks and starts to build a flying machine. Five minutes later she is done. She comes out of the closet with her flying machine and explains the plans to everyone. To fly her machine you need to workers and a very good wind. Sir Integral quickly chooses Alucard and Walter as the two workers. Before they take flight Sir Integra informs Ferguson of their problem.

Sir Integra: HERE WE GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alucard: *huff huff* I still *huff huff* wish a had my guns
Sir Integra: OH SHUT UP YOU BABY
Victoria: I SEE IT, I SEE THE CASTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLD ON
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

     They land heavily on the ground in front of the castle, where they’re greeted by many ghouls. Alucard, who is the first to jump, grabs two guns laying on the ground and starts shooting. When he shoots, the force of the gun is so powerful that it launches Alucard into a wall.

Victoria: *Turns around* OH NO MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alucard: heheheheheHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *Super evil smile* WHAT GREAT FUN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *Shoots like crazy*
:Ten minutes latter:
Sir Integra: *Sweet drop* ……FERGUSON FERGUSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     Ferguson looked down at the hamsters and picked them up. He was a little confused, until Sir Integra bit him and he knew what was going on. Ferguson put the little hamsters in the back of the camper and drove back to the Hellsing house. While in the camper Sir Integra told Ferguson to look at the house cameras to see what had turned them into hamster. Ferguson played back the house cameras, and they saw a big helicopter with the logo Far Corp. on it.

Sir Integra: FERGUSON GET THEM ON THE LINE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ferguson: *Sweet drop* yes…yes sir
:Calls Far Corp.:
Far Corp. Guy: Hello
Ferguson: Ah hello, some of my friends…
:Sir Integra takes phone:
Sir Integra: WTF YOU TURNED US INTO HAMPSTER YOU LITTLE BEEP!!!!!!!!!
Far Corp. Guy: *Sweet drop*
Ferguson: GIVE ME THE PHONE
:Bit:
Ferguson: B…BAD LITTLE HAMPSTER
:Bit:
Ferguson: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Far Corp. Guy: *Sweet drop* We’ll send somebody right over
Ferguson: THANK YOU…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BAD HAMPSTER BAD

     Ferguson takes them back to the Hellsing house and puts them in a mini box house. The person from Far Corp. gives them a cure, but the problem is that you don’t know when you’ll turn back into a human.

Ferguson: *Beat up looking* Well…here you go…
Sir Integra: GASP, WHAT!!!!!!! A BOX…WHAT TO YOU TAKE ME FOR…
:Ferguson runs away:
Sir Integra: FERGUSON!!!!! sigh
Victoria: *Sweet drop* Well…Well I just this is not that bad
Sir Integra: *Vain sign* Shut up

     As time went by everyone got use to the mini box house. Alucard made mini guns for his mini form, Victoria was sleeping, Walter was reading and Sir Integral sat and stared at the mini box house wall. Suddenly, they changed back in to humans and it was crazy. When they turned back into humans they were all naked, and everyone was on top of each other. When Sir Integra opened her eyes, she saw Alucard large length right in her face, and when Victoria finally got up she caused Walter to have a nose bleed.

Alucard: Oh My, Sir Integral hehehehe
Sir Integra: *Vain sign* ALUCARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:The End: