The Mysterious Pubic Hair

“The camera is out of focus” the man complained, “I can’t see your cute little smile.” Fred was annoyed at his demands, but he really wanted to exchange viewings on each others webcam. He was a young 13 year old boy, just hitting puberty and with raging hormones. On an internet forum one day, after he posted his picture, a strange group of people had attracted him.  One of them, who claimed to be 37 years old, convinced Fred to show himself to him on cam.

“Is it better now?” Fred asked, with the voice chat he had hooked up. “Much better!” the man typed in an excited tone. “You look way too young to be 13” he questioned, “maybe around 9 or 10.”

“I am not! Can’t you hear my voice cracking?” Fred tried to explain.

“Haha don’t worry I’m only joking, I believe you. Although the connection is kind of fuzzy so it’s hard to tell by your voice,” the man smirked as he typed.

“I can prove it to you, I have a webcam remember.” 

“Why whatever do you mean? Even some children have a bit of armpit hair, it proves nothing.”

“No you idiot, I mean in the other place” Fred said, slipping his hands onto his belt.

“Are you sure you want to do that? You wouldn’t want to embarrass yourself.” The man began to sweat as typed.

Fred rolled his eyes to the camera and began to undo his belt. The man watched closely, ecstatic at how easy it was for him to sway Fred. Just as Fred was about to remove his pants, his door slammed open, and the startled Fred jumped up and quickly closed the chat window. The man realized something was up and logged out.

“Fred I’m doing the laundry, do you have any clothes you want me to put in the washer?” his mom asked. “Mom I told you to knock before you come in! And no I don’t I already put them in the laundry basket!”

His mom sarcastically apologized and left the room.

A few minutes later the man logged back on, and asked, “Hey what happened? Realized you have no hair down there hehe?”

“Naah my mom just came in without knocking, I forgot to lock the door. Anyway…” Fred turned his webcam back down to his pants and began to remove them.

“Cute boxers” the man commented. He pulled out some tissues and was eager to see what came next. Fred removed his boxers and opened his legs to emphasize the hair. A late reply from the man stated, “Wow, I’m impressed. So you really are 13 huh? Well I guess at that age you should be able to show me what you can do down there, yeah?”

After pondering awhile as to what exactly the man meant, Fred got caught up in the moment and tried to amuse and taunt him. The man, now drenched in sweat and bursting with excitement didn’t take his eyes off the screen for nearly 5 minutes, after which he noticed something glowing. He told Fred to move the camera closer, as he continued playing around. At first he thought it was glare from the camera, but after observing further he realized it was actually a hair that was giving off a sort of green light.

“Come down for dinner!” Fred heard his mom calling from downstairs, and told the man he would talk to him later. He waited a few minutes for the man to reply after putting his pants back on, but there was no response. He returned after dinner to check what had happened to the man, but to his surprise there was yet again no response.

The next day an astonishing report was published in worldwide papers and broadcasted on television news networks around the globe. A man was discovered with his head fully jammed into his computer monitor, with his pants halfway down and tissues scattered aloof. Causes of death were unknown, the most logical thing investigators could come up with was that his had pushed his own head into the screen.

Fred heard of this from others at school and read about it on various internet sites, but thought nothing more of it than a simple mystery. That night when he got online he had 2 other messages in his private message box, both with e-mail’s and personal info in them. One was a 29 year old man, and the other was a 31 year old woman. He had nothing better to do so decided to flirt with the woman. After adding her to his messenger, she came online after about an hour, and a conversation arose. Fred was interested and the conversation lasted passed midnight.

A similar event repeated next morning, when a woman, declared 31 years of age was found with her head smashed into a monitor, blood dried over the upper half of her body and her legs soaking in a pool of blood. Fred heard word about this incident, and began to wonder if there was some sort of connection. “This is just too creepy” he thought to himself, but wanted to find out if it was true once and for all. As soon he got home he added the other 29 year old man and waited for him to come online. He ignored doing his homework or staying away from the computer too long, in the event that he would miss the man coming online. A week passed and Fred began to forget and start living his life normally. There were no new cases of monitor suicide, as the media dubbed it. Perhaps this was proof enough that there was some sort of connection to this regarding Fred.

A few weeks later, the man finally came online, and Fred didn’t spare a second to get in contact. Although this time, Fred decided to play it out a little differently, and arranged a date with the 29 year old man. He walked to a nearby McDonalds and met him in a car, where after some small talk they began making out. The man pulled down Fred’s pants and dived uncontrollably between his legs. At first Fred was enjoying it, but the man kept getting more aggressive. He noticed that one of his pubic hairs was glowing green. Fred panicked and tried to resist the man who was now hurting him, he opened the car door and fell to the ground, and the man followed and slammed his head into the ground, causing his head to burst and the force impacted Fred’s testicles, making him unconscious.

When Fred woke up he was in his bedroom with strange men standing around him. “Congratulations Fred” one of them said to him. He had a confused look on his face. “After the 2 monitor suicide incidents we decided to monitor your behavior since they were both in contact with you before they died. To our astonishment, after you went unconscious we saw the glowing green pubic hair and pulled it out to do some research, only to discover that it was a very complex structure his body made to repel potential harm. However since it was in the early stages it picked up the apparent danger, and induced a bull-like reflex to red, with pedophiles, causing them to jump towards it.”

The confused look on Fred’s face grew. “Well you’ll understand when you’re older, but you have invented a brilliant safety device that can prevent such pedophiles from targeting children, even a single cell of your pubic hair will have the same effect.”

From what Fred understood it meant that they would have to shave his pubic hair, which he had no cost wanted to give up. He quickly pulled his pants down and a few seconds later pulled them back on and quickly jumped off the bed, and left the room.

His mother heard a smashing sound came in his room to check, only to find several men with their heads crushed into a bed, blood spattered all over the walls, and Fred nowhere in sight…