Baki was lecturing me on something, I purposly sneezing every time we said sand. Gaara was sitting on the couch near where I was being lectured. Baki finished on what he was saying, and stared at him.

"Tk! I didn't hear I word you said!" I grinned, and leaped out of the window in search of someone to talk to. I saw a boy with white eyes and no pupils, he had long hair that had a tie keeping together at the bottom. I immediatly sat next to him, and jabbed him in the side.

He glared at me, reminding me so much of Gaara, and burst out laughing. When I was done, and I grinned widely. "Hello. I'm Yoru, Yoru Mae Uzumaki!" I added an extra "Believe it!" And immediatly remembered I must sound like Naruto. "I'm going to be the next Kazekage of my village!"

He glared harder. I poked him again. He looked like he was going to explode or something.

"So, who are you?" I asked.

"Go away." He growled.

"No." I said merrily. "I'm bored, and your interesting! Whats with the eyes?" I thought for a moment. "You aren't a Hyuuga are you? No way! Your too hot! Cool!"

"You realize your answering your own questions right?" He must have realized that I was ammuned to glares of death, but he was still angry.

"Yep! But do you have a name?" I asked. I was slowly calming down.

"Neji." He stated simply. "I'm Neji Hyuuga."

"Thats a pretty name. Better than Yoru Mae Uzumaki!" I huffed.

"Your name sounds familiar..." He was staring at me weirdly.

I sweat dropped. "I get that a lot in this village. Don't mind me.... ^~^"

He looked like he realized something, then smirked. "I didn't know Naruto had a sister."

I sighed unhappily. "darn, you finally found out! Yes, I am Naruto Uzumaki--Futur Hokage--'s sister. The future Kazekage." I introduced myself again.

Neji seemed simmered down almost all the way. "Your different than the other people who came from the sand village."

"Thats 'cause my team mates are dull." I said bluntly. "Are you going to the Chuunin exams?" I asked.

"My Sensei mentioned it, yeah. I'm waiting for my team members, so I can go train." He answered.

Sand flickered past my nose, causing me to sneeze. I turned around, and Gaara was not an inch behind me. My eyes starred. "Gaara-Kuuun!" <333

"Who's that?" He sneered.

I turned. Neji's eyes where surrounded in popped up veins, my eyes started sparkling. "The Byakugan! Wow! I've ALWAYS wanted to see that!" I exclaimed.

Neji kept silent, I noticed he looked kinda scared.

"Ah, Neji? Whats wrong?" I looked between him and Gaara, and shifted uncomfortably in the silence. "Gaara? Whats with the scary face?" I whined.

Suddenly Naruto bounded out of no where right up on my face. He was looking at me seriously, he was obviously analyzing my face. My nose twitched. I felt it coming. Finally. I sneezed, breaking the silence. Naruto had leaped back, and Gaara had broken his stare with Neji and was looking at me. Neji just looked confused.

"Ahh... Hi." I said meekly.

"Who are you?" Naruto asked.

"Uhhhh... ^~^"

"She's--" Neji started but I slapped a hand over his mouth.

"Shhhh!"

Gaara had already disappeared. I stuttered, and grinned, then frowned. "YORU MAE UZUMAKI!" I finally blurted out.

"Heeeyyy, you have the same last name as me!" He said happily.

"Yeaaah ._.;;;" I waved at Neji. "I'm gonna... Go now...." I made a hand sign and it flickered over Neji, he sneezed, and then I disappeared in the surrounding sand.

"Who was that."

"A golden Wolly Mammoth." Neji said, then yelped. "No! She's..." He tried to squeeze the words out, and failed. "A Golden Wolly Mammoth!"

"Yeeeaaah..." Naruto walked away, confused.


(Hahaa! If none of you guessed, the Golden Wolly Mammoth is from The Dragon Lance Series, when Tasslehoff saw a dragon and it cast a spell over him making it so we couldn't saw dragon, but said Wolly Mammoth. xD I just wanted to make Neji look stupid! xD)


I panted tiredly, and looked around. I had no idea where I had poofed away to, I saw lots of books,... perverted books... What the frak? I looked up and saw a man with silver hair. It stuck straight up, and he had a mask over his face, his hiate-ate was covering his eye, and the one that was showing looked surprised, yeah... I would be surprised too if someone came out of a whirl of sand right under my nose.

"No, I am NOT Naruto." I hissed.

"I guessed that." The man faltered. "Your chakra is way different. and Naruto doesn't appear with sand, he appears in a puff of smoke." He was analyzing me. "Judging from your sand tricks, your from the sand village aren't you?" He asked.

"Yesh! I'm gonna be the next Kazekage, darn it! BELIEVE IT!" I yelled.

"Your Yoru aren't you?" He asked simply.

"How'd you guess?" I laughed.

"Well, heh. You probably shouldn't be here, huh?"

"Hmm... Oh! They have the new kiss kiss paradise book out! I'll just be taking that!" I snatched and brought it to the cashier. He didn't even have to look away from the book he was looking at.  Girls usually didn't need to be an age to look at that stuff, after all, it was the guys that got all icky when they read that stuff. I handed him some yen. then disappeared out of the place using the sand.

I appeared next to a girl that had the pupiless eyes like Neji. She yelped and jumped back. When she saw me, she was VERY confused.

"Before you say anything, I am not Naruto. " I turned to her. "Who are you, you wouldn't happen to be related to Neji-Chan would you?"  I asked.

She bowed her head in a nod, she looked like she didn't like Neji.  I changed the subject. "Well, you know Naruto better then Neji did., I can tell. So, how do you know him, whats he like?"

"Uhhh..." She said a few unintelligible words. I sighed, knowing how this was, a few people at her village where at this when you mentioned a certain someone's name.

"You like Naruto, don't you?" I grinned.

"Uhhh... Ummm...." She said urgently.

"Would you feel better if I didn't look like my brother?" I asked, a smirk wide across my face.

She nodded, then thought of something. "Your Naruto-Kun's sister?" She asked.

I turned into a perfect replica of Temari, then grinned again. "Kun? Wow, you REALLY like him! So, whats your name?" I asked. I had forgotten to ask the man at the bookstore's name.

"H-Hinata Hyuuga." She stuttered.

"Hello H-Hinata Hyuuga." I said mockingly.

"..." She said nothing.

"Well... Are you going to Chuunin exams?" I asked.

"Yes." She muttered.

"I am too! But watch out for Gaara of the Sand okay? He's tough, I mean I can beat him, but thats cause I grew up with him,  yeah, He's the kid with red hair, watch out, kay?" I grinned. "Chow!" I disappeared with the sand again, trying to find my apartment.

I appeared next to Neji again, reading my come come paradise book, I plopped down next to him, and he stared at me weird. "What are you doing?" He asked.

"Reading." I smiled. "Hey! I met this dude with sticky uppy silver hair, and a girl with pretty eyes like you. Why doesn't Hinata like you?" I asked. He cringed, but straightened up like he was about to explain.

"We're on... bad terms thats all... Its not like I have anything personal against her, but I can't help but hate the main branch members!" He growled. I had heard about the history of the main house and branch house members before. So I nodded in an understanding way.

"So, your a branch house member? Thats... really sad. I never really liked how Hyuuga worked, I just liked the Byakugan." I smiled warily.

He smirked. "I've never really liked it, it alway reminded me of my place as a brach house member." He sad with a tint of sadness.

"OH MY GOD! NEJI? ARE YOU GETTING ALONG WITH SOMEONE?! OH MY GOD! I HAVE TO GET LEE!" A girl with buns sticking out of the back of her head ran off in some random direction. My eyes where as wide a saucers. (O_O;;;)

"Wh-Who W-was that?" She had scared me out of my skin there. I realized sand was blazing all around me, and I calmed it back to the ground.

"Ten-Ten." He looked just as startled as me. He calmed, then did a tiny little smirk. "You either like her, or you hate her, simple as that. I'm just used to her." Neji said, exasperated. His eyes widened. "Oh poop! If she's getting Lee, He's going to come too--!" He was stopped suddenly when two people came out of nowhere, they looked exactly the same, except for one was taller and was wearing a jounin vest. I cringed they looked like they haven't taken a shower in years.

I cringed. "Wow, first the loud girl, now these two? Wow, Neji I pity you." I said sadly.

"I pity myself too." He sighed.

"Neji-Kun! You finally joined the youthful side! Flirting with a girl! I'M SO PROUD!" The older one yelled.

The younger one jumped up. "We have to give him out hair cut, then all we have to do is bring Ten-Ten to our side!!" he yelled.

"No way in hell." Ten-Ten growled.


The two brought our scissors and a bowl of fruit for some reason out of no where, and walked slowly over to Neji. I sighed, pitying the boy even more now. I snatched his hand, and did a one hand, hand sign, we teleported somewhere again.

The first thing I saw was Baki, and I slapped myself hard in the forehead, I expected to be yelled at, but he walked right by me. I looked around and realized that I was not in the apartment, I breathed a sigh of relief.

"Thank you..." He grumbled. It seemed forced. "If they even TOUCHED my hair, I would have killed them." He hissed.

"I thought of that, thats why I teleported you..." I sighed, realizing that I probably shouldn't teleport anymore today, just in case Gaara went Hay wire. I need all of my energy to stop him.

"So, wanna go out for ramen?" ^~^;;;