Person 1: I've just lost an electron.

Person 2: Are you sure?

Person 1: Yes, I'm 'positive'.

Did everyone have a good time on halloween? I'm still cleaning up all the mess... darn! I knew those marshmallows were a bad idea! Plus, I still have stitch marks all over my arms & legs because the face-paint I used has stained me! That went straight into the bin...

I now look like I have the plague on my face because someone threw a chocolate bar at me at high speed & the bruise is starting to turn yellow...

I'm never letting my friends drink in my house again... But dispite all this I had a really good time! Put my costume back into the wardrobe to wear to college one day, lol. No, even I wouldn't go that far. Wearing multicoloured hair extentions & a silver eyepatch are about my limit as to how far I would go in public (contrary to popular belief). I wish there was some kind of national holiday where it was compulsary to wear fancy-dress... That would be so cool... The people not wearing a costume would be dunked in gunge or cold baked beans.

My profile's just about to hit 2300 views! I feel so loved! Well, not really, but it does make me feel kind of warm inside... I would make a speech for this occasion, but frankly I can't be bothered to write it & chances are you wouldn't be bothered to read it either.

So on that note I'll let you go back to whatever it was you were doing before you stumbled upon this tripe...

Bye people!