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Twilight Area 2
TWILIGHT AREA
*insert much loved theme song here
because -- oh my, oh my, oh dear, oh dear
the author is too lazy to come up with a poem
so you can just sit there and loudly groan
haha sucker*
Young child: Running towards a group of other children. Help! My anime box set is gone!
Other childs: *agreement*
One child: *in tears* MY GRAVITATION BOX SET IS GOOONE!!!
Young child: *odd look* Why do you have a Gravitation box set?
Child #3: I bet Prince Gay Male Version Stephanie Child stole them!
Young child: You think this was Prince GMVSC's doing?
Mascu-Lynn: *walks towards the group wearing a long black trenchcoat and looking very ominous* Run along, children. *death glare*
One Child: *the children scatter, and as they leave, one asks;* Who's that?
Young Child: That's Mascu-Lynn; the prince's boyfriend.
While this drama is unfolding, Stephanie and Jennifer are standing in the shadows, watching.
Stephanie: This looks like a job for...
Jennifer: ...Steph-anniemon and Jen-ifermon!
Later that night, Steph-aniemon and Jen-ifermon sneak into the palace. They see te flicker of a TV and head into one room.
Jen-ifermon: *gaps at the sight of...* Mascu-Lynn!
Steph-animeon: So you're the culprit!
Masu-Lynn: *was watching the Gravitation anime and the rest of the box sets are piled nearby* Damn... My plot has been foiled. *runs at Jen-ifermon with a dagger and pins her to the wall, pointing the blade at her neck*
Steph-animemon: *screams her partner's name rather uselessly*
Jen-ifermon: I- I'll kick you in the balls!
Mascu-lynn: I don't have any.
Jen-ifermon: *weirded out look* Of course you do; you're a MASCU-lynn!
Mascu-lynn: I'm a girl.
Jen-ifermon: Prove it. *sound of pants dropping. Jen-ifermon sighs and pats Mascu-lynn on the shoulder* I'm sorry you went to such an extent of cutting off your masculine parts to prove this to us, but we know the truth.
Mascu-lynn: But- but- I'M A REAL GIRL!!!!
-----THE NEXT DAY------
Jennifer and Stephanie are sitting on a bench somewhere in the town.
Stephanie: In the end the guards caught us and threw us all out.
Jennifer: But in the end we did get the box sets back.
Stephanie: Yah, but the real mystery remains; is the Mascu-lynn a guy or a girl?
Jennifer: *looks up at the sky and shakes her head* I guess we'll never know.
Moral: And so, the moral of the story is to never greet a hoe by calling, "HEY, you ho!" Instead you must be a gentleman and say, "Greetings there, young rake-like prostitute".
Disclaimer: Do not call the police; I am not on crack, though I have had a sugar high since Halloween. I wonder why...
*insert much loved theme song here
because -- oh my, oh my, oh dear, oh dear
the author is too lazy to come up with a poem
so you can just sit there and loudly groan
haha sucker*
Young child: Running towards a group of other children. Help! My anime box set is gone!
Other childs: *agreement*
One child: *in tears* MY GRAVITATION BOX SET IS GOOONE!!!
Young child: *odd look* Why do you have a Gravitation box set?
Child #3: I bet Prince Gay Male Version Stephanie Child stole them!
Young child: You think this was Prince GMVSC's doing?
Mascu-Lynn: *walks towards the group wearing a long black trenchcoat and looking very ominous* Run along, children. *death glare*
One Child: *the children scatter, and as they leave, one asks;* Who's that?
Young Child: That's Mascu-Lynn; the prince's boyfriend.
While this drama is unfolding, Stephanie and Jennifer are standing in the shadows, watching.
Stephanie: This looks like a job for...
Jennifer: ...Steph-anniemon and Jen-ifermon!
Later that night, Steph-aniemon and Jen-ifermon sneak into the palace. They see te flicker of a TV and head into one room.
Jen-ifermon: *gaps at the sight of...* Mascu-Lynn!
Steph-animeon: So you're the culprit!
Masu-Lynn: *was watching the Gravitation anime and the rest of the box sets are piled nearby* Damn... My plot has been foiled. *runs at Jen-ifermon with a dagger and pins her to the wall, pointing the blade at her neck*
Steph-animemon: *screams her partner's name rather uselessly*
Jen-ifermon: I- I'll kick you in the balls!
Mascu-lynn: I don't have any.
Jen-ifermon: *weirded out look* Of course you do; you're a MASCU-lynn!
Mascu-lynn: I'm a girl.
Jen-ifermon: Prove it. *sound of pants dropping. Jen-ifermon sighs and pats Mascu-lynn on the shoulder* I'm sorry you went to such an extent of cutting off your masculine parts to prove this to us, but we know the truth.
Mascu-lynn: But- but- I'M A REAL GIRL!!!!
-----THE NEXT DAY------
Jennifer and Stephanie are sitting on a bench somewhere in the town.
Stephanie: In the end the guards caught us and threw us all out.
Jennifer: But in the end we did get the box sets back.
Stephanie: Yah, but the real mystery remains; is the Mascu-lynn a guy or a girl?
Jennifer: *looks up at the sky and shakes her head* I guess we'll never know.
Moral: And so, the moral of the story is to never greet a hoe by calling, "HEY, you ho!" Instead you must be a gentleman and say, "Greetings there, young rake-like prostitute".
Disclaimer: Do not call the police; I am not on crack, though I have had a sugar high since Halloween. I wonder why...
The first of the ones that are actually funny! It also is about anime. How rad. (Originally writen nov.07.06)
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