Lively's Mini Unicorn Chapter 3

Lively brought Pip over to the pool. 1st, she turned on all the various inventions her father had created to make this pool not just a good pool, but the best pool on Earth, or so he believed. There were all kinds of inventions, special lights for the evening, even tho' it wasn't nightfall yet, and various Solar warming equipment which could warm the water just by using sunlight. There were all kinds of things in that pool. Everything from creative toys that flew around the water cleaning it, to spacial souped up water filters, and hoses, there were shower heads, and flotation devises.

Well, what do you expect from a guy who's an electrical engineer? And, they wondered where Lively got her creativity from. Ha!

At the moment, Lively's father still stood by the electric fence where, Dot, the pig was, and still sipping his beer. He then began putting the hose away and as he did, his mind filled with new ideas.

He thought for a moment about some other ways to use solar energy configurations... perhaps to help better grow vegetables in the winter... but that might interfere with the wine and beer brewing.... Just then, he passed the grape vines which were nearing ripeness... and then his mind turned to wine... ah... lovely wine.... the thought of alcohol made him decide to sip his beer some more... and by now he must've had... how many? 8? 12? So, he was feeling nice and happy... As his state of mind was now deeply in a sluggish and stupefied state he contemplated more ideas, like God, the world, and beer again....  

He walked past the lilac hedge rows, and crossed over to his other giant extravagant garden. There were all kinds of vegetable growing here, and he grabbed a basket from the ground and plucked some fresh ears of corn.
After a while he disappeared somewhere in all of those plants, oogling at his vegetable as if they were centerfolds, and Merrily humming to himself in his drunken state...



Such an intelligent man was he,
Such a brilliant man was he,
But, alas, for he in all his wondrousness,
He is but an idiot.
But, at least he's a happy one.




Back at the pool: Lively walked onto the deck area and carried Pip up with her. Even tho' all those gadgets and things were a hassle, they do make the experience more relaxing. At least now she wouldn't be told to vacuum up the pool dirt every week.

Lively looked at Pip, whom just stood there, staring up at her, glancing at the water, and then back up at her.

"Hmmmmm..... I doubt you'll want to go swimming.... so, I won't force your-"

Just then, Pip became fascinated with a shiny Green Japanese beetle floating in the water. For some reason, it hadn't been skimmed out of the pool yet.
SPLASH!
The unicorn had jumped into the and was swimming around in circles, and splashing. It was so funny!

"OK! Have it your way. Just jump on in, why don't ya?"

Lively entered the pool, and then Pip climbed onto her head. Well, at least he wouldn't pierce the liner with his alicorn (horn) now. So, they played in the pool for about an hour, and then went inside the house.




Inside the house, she saw that her younger brother was home, with all of his friends. They had just turned off the video game and sat around eating. Not only did they appear to have been drinking, but they were also obviously VERY STONED, with the muchnies.
They bickered about who won the video game fights, who was a better player, or whether they should go play basket ball out in the front.

On, seeing this, she decided to have a little fun with them. Personally, she didn't much like her brother's friends, and often referred to them as "The Goons". She merely tolerated them for the sake of getting along with her brother, Ken. But, even he could be a total jerk now that he was a teenager.

Now, Lively herself was no goody-goody like everyone thought she was. No sir. She had some dark streaks also. She's smoked the weed before, but she wasn't a minor anymore, and she knew if she got caught, it was a permanent record thing. But, even so, she never smoked that stuff like they did. They were like chimneys, and freight trains. They amerced themselves in all forms of gluttony. Drugs, alcohol, overly loud music which made them 1/2 deaf, caffeine pills, laughing gas, and munchies.... just to name a few... yes, they were only teenagers, but what can you expect from a father who's himself an alcoholic?

So, Lively came into the room, still dripping wet from the pool and in a most dramatic entrance, she said: "Behold, oh Honored Brother, and Humble Guests! I beg to put before you my magical abilities. Prepare to be amazed as I conjure forth a Magical Creature!"

Her brother began to protest and whine: "Oh, man! What are you doing here?"
But, most of his Goons didn't protest at all. They oogled Lively's body since she was wet and wearing a bikini. Lively knew this, yet she ignored it. So, she continued on before anyone else could protest her further.

"Magic Tree of Life & Death,
Bring me a unicorn from my breath!"

She held up her hands in front of her face, for all to see her clenched hollow fists wrapped together. She proceeded to blow into her hands.Then, to add more of a dramatic effect, she began to blow and move in a sexy manner, to annoy her brother, and also to tease the Goons.
"Aw, Man! Cut it out!", her brother protested.

Then, 1 more final blow into her hands, she slowly opened her hands to show the unicorn which was in her palms.

There was a pause.... and the unicorn stood up and bleated.

"What the Hell????", exclaimed 1 of the Goons.

Lively moved her hands in a Semicircle to show them all, and Pip gestured to be put on the floor. As she bent down, Pip leaped to the rug and began hurriedly scampering around to where the Goons all sat. He was like a puppy.

And, that's when the funny part really started.

1 of the Goons, seemed amazed and fascinated, and he asked. "How did you do that?" but, by the time Lively was just about to make up something and speak, one of the other Goons began freaking out.

"Oh, my GOD!!!!!!!"
Everyone looked at this frantic person, and saw him shaking, and about to cry.

"Oh no!", he said, "Not again!!!! I'm buggin', man!!!! I'm buggin' out again!"
Then, another Goon began shrieking, "Man! I'm having a bad trip!!!!"
They both began crying like babies and became hysterical. This caused all of the other Goons to get hysterical, and amid all the shrieking, they got up and ran out of the house.

"Man! I'm Outta here!" her brother said as he bolted out, his face looked disgusted, and fearful. He was frowning.

The whole time, Lively tried so hard not to laugh. But, it was so difficult because it was the funniest thing. Now, that they were all running away so scared to even piss themselves, and she was laughing so hard. She figured it would mess with their minds since they're all druggies, but the result of bugin' them out for real, was funnier than she's imagined it would be!

Now, that Lively was laughing and rolling on the ground, Pip also thought the whole situation was funny too. He rolled on the ground, kicking his legged and making a funny high pitched laughing sound.

After laughing herself out, she walked to her room still giggly, and noticed there was a message for her on her answering machine.... Pip also seemed a bit bigger now....