I love ya like a really fat kid loves cake

No matter the size, no matter how ya body can shake

I love ya like a seasoned vampire loves stakes

Which may seem bad but an arrow through my heart I can take

I love ya like a male mongoose loves snakes

You pounce on me once all resistance will break

I love ya like my grandma loves corn flakes

One kiss from my lips girl is all in its wake

I love ya like the leaves in the yard love a rake

I'm like the master creator--I love to create

I love ya like da baker--he loves to bake

Don't take my love for granted girl for goodness sake

I love ya like a man in Japan loves a sword

I'm a basketball guy man I shoot it and score

I love ya like a music director directin a chord

Love ya almost as much as da heavenly Lord

I love ya like a skater boy loves his board

One trip to my house and you'll never get bored