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Time
One day I was walking through the forest when I came across a peddler.
"good day fair lady" he said to me,"would you care to tell the time?" suddenly I became afraid and ran away. I ran and ran until I could run no more. I came across a pond for a drink when I was suddenly attacked by an octopus and drug into the deep depths of the ocean. He said to me,"good day fair lady! Would you care to tell the time?" I became afraid and swam away. I swam and swam until i could swim no more. I came across a pirate ship and climed aboard. There I met a pirate. He said to me,"good day fair lady! Would you care to tell the time?" I became afraid and flew away. I flew and flew until i realized I couldnt fly. I fell and fell until I reached a mountain to which I fell upon. I walked down the mountain until I reached the peddler. "good day fair lady! would you-"
"ARRRRRRRRG!!!" I screamed as I pushed him off the mountain. After he was out of sight I ran down the mountain as fast as I could all the way home. As I walked in the door my mom said to me,"welcome home dear! Would you care to tell the time?"
"WHY?!"
"Why you ask?" my mom sudenly became a gruesome beast and said to me,"because it is time my dear." i became afraid and ran away. I ran and ran until I could run no more. Then I ran some more. I became tired and layed down to sleep. That is where I died and stayed forever. Soon the leaves fell and covered my limp body. So whenever you tell the time remember me and never give the time to strangers.
The End
I love it because i love weird stuff lol.
i think it's funny, i like it.
sounds like a bizarre dream haha
ok now i know this is weird. i just randomly made this up today so dont blackmail me