Radical Hartless inhaled...then exhaled. Here it was. It was that time. In a few minutes, her house was going to be overrun with people...a LOT of people. And these people weren’t the type one would want in one’s house...Anyway, a very selected few of these people.

The coo coo clock sang its song. 1:00 PM. It was time.

“Coming!” she called, scurrying to the door. She took a deep breath before opening the door. She came face-to-face with a very pale, tall hooded figure. “Ah!” she shrieked, jumping away from the door before jumping (literally) onto the figure. “Daoh, baby!! I missed yew!!!”

“...Yes...well...” Daoh Da Lair didn’t flinch from her extra weight on his/her body, and gently pushed her off as s/he entered. “I bought some...acquaintances along.” Behind ChoH were fourteen other people: the Ghouls, broken plushie, Kitsune Bara, MoHoCompany, Pharaoh-chan, Riku’s Dark Vampire Girl, Sulhadhane, Morbid Mother, and leadfoot352.

Rad HL’s eyes lit up. “Guys!! You’re all here! Wow, you came early, how’d you get here? I thought only ChoH and Morb Mother were coming first,” she said as they entered.

“Oh, you know,” said Fooly Ghoulie, sniggering, “we got here ChoH style.”

“Not that, that way was a good thing,” broken plushie said, etching away from ChoH’s towering figure.

“Uh...Right.” Rad HL lead pointed to the living room. “Well, anyway, make yourselves at home! Everything’s ready, just...uh, make yourselves at home! Yeah.” She closed the door and went to the kitchen. “I have drinks of all types! What do you guys want?”

There was a sudden buzz coming from the living room. She couldn’t hear anything but voices. Finally, a shout of “Beer!” came from someone in the living room. She blinked, unable to recognize the voice, then shrugged and brought a few bottles of beer from the cellar and headed back.

When she got there, she gaped. The whole Organization XIII cast was in the living room, shouting and...uh...being primarily guys and one girl with more guys and girls in a living room. “Org XIII!” she yelled, jumping up and placing the bottles on the coffee table before jumping onto Axel.

“HEY!” Roxas boomed, pulling her off. “Get off him!! HE’S MINE!”

“What?” said RiDaVaGi (Riku’s Dark Vampire Girl). “You and Axel are really together?”

He shot her a look, helping Axel up. “What’d you think, that acting was all a joke? We fell in love on set, you-”

“Roxy, calm down, baby,” Axel said, wrapping an arm around the blonde. “She didn’t know...” He planted a sweet kiss on his lips.

He looked up to see Xigbar, Rad HL, plushie, MoHo (MoHoCompany), and Morb Mother, FoolGhoul (Fooly Ghoulie), and half of everyone else there goo-goo eyed and half-chibi, staring at them. In Morb Mother’s hands was a camera that she was winding. (She already took the picture)

“I’m makin’ copies,” she said, taking off towards the back of the house. Many of them –girls, mostly- followed.

Axel shrugged, looking back at Roxas. “Anyway...So, what do you want to do?” he asked him, smirking a mischievous smirk. The young blond in his arms smiled back.

“Hey, hey!” Rad HL yelled. “Before you love-sic doofuses get down n’ dirty in my house, we’ve got plenty of things to do! Wait for night to do that...stuff.” She turned to the rest of the troupe, who were fighting over beer. “Now that’s what I’m talking about! Have fun!”

“I’ll GET IT!” she yelled, jumping towards the door before ChoH went to answer it. S/he looked at her as she fretted to answer the door.

“You...really don’t want me to answer the door...?” s/he asked, smirking.

“YES. You’ll scare everyone away,” Rad HL said, opening the door. She gasped. “Cid!” She jumped onto the grown man, pushing him down to the ground outside. “You’re HERE!! All of you guys!” She addressed Cloud, Tifa, Aerith, and the rest of the Final Fantasy group, including Vincent Valentine, Barrett Wallace, and adult Tidus, Wakka, Selphie, Seifer, Setzer, Fujin, Raijin, and Vivi.

Cid was choking as she squeezed him. “GET OFF ME, YOU SIC WOMAN!” he yelled, attempting to push her off.

“NO! I LOVE YOU!!” (No, really, I do. I can’t resist foul-mouthed, chain-smokin’, mechanic-lovin’ anime/videogame men!)

“Get off,” Leon ordered, pulling her off with one arm. She frowned, and then attempted to jump onto him...but his Gunblade was poking her skin.

Someone cleared his or her throat. Everyone turned to ChoH in the doorway. “Darling,” s/he said to Rad HL, still smirking.

“You’re guests are...waiting to get in.”

“Oh, yeah. Come on in, guys!” She walked back in, opening the door so the gang could enter.

Vincent was the last person to walk inside. She tried to jump on him, too, but he was too quick to get away, and she jumped on Barrett instead.

That was...uh...unfortunate. He gave her a very un-Barrett glare.

Cautiously, chuckling nervously, she slowly slid off him.

She walked back to the living room. There were tables of food inside. “Hey, who DID this?” she asked, looking around, confused.

“The Ghouls,” replied Sulhadhane, talking to RiDaVaGi and the rest of the writers. It seemed, actually, as if most of the fanfiction writers (besides ChoH and the Ghouls) were all in one place...save the ones who ran off with Morb Mother to get the pic of Axel and Roxas...“I don’t know why they did it..”

“Aw, I love you guys!” she yelled, since none of the Ghouls were present...as were the members of Org XIII...save Xemnas, Lexaeus, and Zexion, anyway. She noticed them and went over. “Zexi,” she said, her hands behind her back, “why are you here? Shouldn’t you be with the rest of the teens?”

Zexion was too entranced in his book, Harry Potter, to notice her.

“Oh, darn.” Quickly, Zexion got up and ran upstairs, just when a drunken Demyx came over.

“Hav’ya –hic- seen Zexy anywheres?” he asked.

“Yep, I’ll lead you to him,” offered Pha-chan (Pharaoh-chan), leading Demyx upstairs. “He’s in the library, right RH?” Pha-chan asked.

“Yep. You know the way? It isn’t hard, actually, just follow the sound of books!”

“The sound of books?” asked Xemnas.

“Hey, grampa, no one wuz talkin’ ta you!” Demyx yelled from the stairway. Then his and Pha-chan’s footsteps continued upstairs.

Rad HL looked back to the rest of everyone in the living room. “Alright,” she said, taking out a pen and small notebook, “Final Fantasy Crews are here, Fanfiction Writers are here, Organization XIII is here, and...who are we missing...?” She pondered a while...just when ChoH’s arms wrapped around her. “ChoH!” she shrieked as s/he lifted her up.

“Darling, don’t think too hard,” the apathetic fe/male said. “They’ll come...When they want to...” S/he came down to kiss her...

“Please!” yelled ScareCrow, coming from out of nowhere with the rest of the Ghouls, interrupting their ‘moment’. “Not here, Master! You know how squeamish I can be...”

“What? Why can’t they kiss?” asked broken plushie, twittering the AkuRoku picture in her hand (she was one of the few sane that came back...alive).

“Because ChoH is sexless,” FoolGhoul said, sniggering again. “ChoH is neither male nor female!” S/he (yes, another) then burst out into laughter.

There was sudden silence in the room, amiss FoolGhoul’s laughing. Xemnas scanned ChoH very...very...(did I say VERY?) nervously. Lexaeus stood up, silently. He stood for a quick moment, and then left.

“Oh, you guys are no fun...” Rad HL looked up to ChoH and kissed him/her, and then released herself from his/her grasp.

“I’ll get it!” She ran to the door again, ChoH in tow.

She opened the door to see- “Mickey! Sora! Donald! Goofy! Kairi! Minnie! Daisy!...And gang!!” She smiled at every one of the Disney cast members before her. Her eyes then locked onto one person she forgot to mention, and gasped. “RIKU!!” She jumped onto him, kissing him in the process.

Everyone gasped, glancing at ChoH. The shadowy figure of a...wo/man...didn’t budge. Sora stared at him/her since, of course, he’d never met ChoH before. Kairi stopped abruptly a moment, and then slowly walked past him/her with the others close to her.

Rad HL and Riku, however, were in a mini make-out session. No matter what he did, the poor teen couldn’t get the radical girl off him. She was kissing almost every inch of his face, body, and...Yeah. :D

Then, Axel came over. “Hey, what’s everyone-HOLY poop!!” He stumbled backwards, wide-eyed at the scene. “Roxas, look at this!”

Roxas came over, eating a hot dog. When he saw what was happening, he choked.

“ROXY!” Axel started patting him on his back. “Roxas, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it!”

“I’m...-cough- fine, Axel...” Roxas reassured, smiling lightly.

Rad HL finally got up. “Ah! That was great! Alright, I’m fine, now! All you rated G people can go back to your business.”

Leon gaped at her, along with half of everyone else who didn’t see that coming...which was pretty much everyone. “I didn’t just see that...” he said slowly.

“Well, YOU DID! So there!” She walked back in (as Sora came running over to help his friend regain his sanity) and kissed ChoH on the cheek.

Again...ChoH seemed cooler than a cucumber. S/he smiled, wrapping an arm around her as she announced, “Alright people! It’s almost KARAOKE TIME!!”