Things That Rei Would Never Say
By Midnight Star (Nightstar 76)
All Sailor Moon disclaimers apply! That means I don't own Sailor Moon!!!
"I really should stop fighting with Usagi."
"Damn these heels hurt!"
"Jediate aren't you going to stop fighting long enough to see what's under
my fuku?" *says seductively when the other senshi are gone*
"That's a great idea Usagi!"
"I don't want to be a priestess! I'd rather be a housewife."
"Usagi, it's not you. Mamoru really sucks in bed."
"If you want certain get Sailor Pluto I can only read fire and it's not that
clear."
"Sometimes I'm even bitchier than Yaten."
"Michiru you'd better hope that Haruka doesn't find out that you slept
with Prince Diamond, after your concert last night."
"Can't you ladies find another place to crash besides mine!?"
"Don't worry Usagi! I'll baby-sit Chibi-Usa so you can have a hot date with
Mamoru."
"Usagi, I knew with hard work that you would pass your high school
entrance exams."
"The Three Lights, what's the big deal about them?"
*manga reference* "I won't be attending the Sailor Senshi meeting
today because I'm the Grand Marshal in the Gay Pride parade."
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lmao, I like "Don't worry Usagi! I'll baby-sit Chibi-Usa so you can have a hot date with Mamoru." xD *pop*
PANDAHBOY
2006-09-28 07:32:36