Poll: What would you do if your family was insane?

My family, I'm finding, is more than just a little on the strange side. All my friends say they would love a anime mom, but seem scared of my dad, and are often weirded out by my sisters. And brother. So the question for today is - In a house of eight children, 50+ animals of various kinds, and a home-made house (built by yours truly and co.), and crazy Anime freak of a Mom, and independent-mainded Dad, How well would you survive? Please comment your answer.