Okay guys these are some tough questions you up for
it?
Gerard: Go for it
Frankie: Shoot
Skittles or M&Ms?
Mikey: SKITTLES!!!!!!!!!!!frak YES SKITTLES!!!!
G: wow uh, yeah have to agree with Mikey on that.
Skittles all the way.
F: I prefer sweet stuff over chocolate anytime.
Ray: Dude no way M&Ms are way better
F: But they all taste the same!!!! Put some variety
in your life man!!!!
Bob: Gummy bears
G: Dumbass that wasnt one of the choices
B: ..oh well it is now.
Just so you know I didnt come up with this one:
Which would you rather do impregnate a cow or
eat road kill squirrel?
F: Are there any alternate answers?
G: Id rather eat road kill anything than get near a
cow.
M: he hates cows. But seriously eating a road kill
squirrel? That would be just plain weird. And
disgusting.
G: Cows smell like poop.
F: How about neither
R: Cmon Frankie you know you wanna frak a cow or
two
F: WHAT!!!! THATS PLAIN WRONG!!!
B: Dude impregnating a cow just means you stick-
M: EEEEWWWW!!!!!KEEP IT PG-13!!!PG-13!!!!!
So whats the meanest thing your band mates have
ever done to you while on tour?
R: Dont even get me started the list could go on
for hours.
G: Come on. You know we pick on Mikey more than
anyone
F: Weve all had our days.
G:once you guys fucked up my samich and let me eat
it.
I always thought it was sandwich
G: When mikey was little he would say samich and it
just kind of stuck.
B: tell her what they did to the sandwich!!!
M: Oh God NOOO!!!!!
G: I was making a tuna and whip cream samich and I
left for a second to go check on something.
When I came back my samich was no longer whip
cream and tuna it was Mikeys cum and tuna. It
was so frakking disgusting. I swear Ill get you
back for that.
M: Yeah and you did. I remember this one time when
you and Frankie zipped me up in a sleeping bag
and dumped me in the pool at that one Sheraton
hotel because I wouldn't go up to that creepy
floor with you guys.
What was so creepy about it?
G: There was this frakking psycho Satanists cult up
there and Mikey was scared shitless.
R: those guys were so cool
F: there was this one guy who was chasing us around
the floor they were on and shouting at us in
latin. Or I think it was latin. We really
pissed them off. I guess he was trying to curse
us or something.
Do you guys believe in that kind of thing?
G: well weve had a few incidents with a Ouijia
board and were all very superstitious.
F: dont go walking under ladders.
Okay new subject. Again I did not have anything to
do with the making up of this question. Boxers
briefs man thong or commando.
M: (laughing so hard he fell off the chair)
F: MAN THONGS ALL THE WAY!!!!
G: frak YEAH!!!!!
R: boxers for me thanks
B: No comment
M: AHHH hes commando arent you?
B: like I said no comment.
G:GROSS!!!!!I AM NOT SITTING NEXT TO YOU
ANYMORE!!!!!
OK a friend wanted to know what you really do in
the shower
G: Well I take long hot pleasurable showers, and I
touch and scrub my whole entire body.
M: Ewwwww
T: Oh Mikey youve thought about that before
M: Eeeeewwwww NO!
G: Dont deny it!
M: Shut up back to the question.
G: That is part of the question.
F: you guys are fucked up.
T: Hey Mikey, dont you take toasters in the bath?
G: YES he does!
M: Well not anymore, every once in a while I do
like to watch T.V. in the bath but I guess it's
not a safe thing to do!
F: Youre such a dumbass!
Okay this ones for Frankie. Have you ever thought
about one of your band mates in a sexual way
and if so who?
F: Yes actually. But it was nothing too dirty or
anything. I just-there was this one pair of
pants he had that really showed off his ass and
uhpackage.
G: Yeah everyone knows Im sexy.
Definitely Gerard. Anyway one of your fans wanted
to know how far youve gotten with Bert
G: OkayI havent fucked him havent sucked him or
vice-versa. But I have seen him naked.
F: I think Bob and Ray left us.
M: Wussies cant handle the sex talk
G: Youre one to be talking.
M: frak YOU!
G: frak YOURSELF!
M: GO frak A COW!
G: GO frak A TOASTER AND TURN IT ON!
M: GO frak YOUR MOM!
G: SHES YOUR MOM TOO DUMBASS!!!!
okay I think its safe to say that this interview is
over
F: On behalf of all the rest of MCR and myself WELL
SEE YA AT THE SHOW!!!!
G: GO frak A WHALE!!!!
M: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT IM NOT
INTERESTED IN YOU LIKE THAT GERARD!!!