Vacuum cleaner, you and I are not friends right now. You're off my flist until you stop making that WRRGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGH sound in your motor. I tried to be nice and clean out your filters. I even accessed your belts with tender, loving hands and removed a nasty little bit of plastic and clumps of dog fur. But no, you still have to make that godawful noise.

You can be replaced.

(I have powdered carpet deodorizer all over my living room and nursey too. Bad timing, machine.)