Here's the correct answer to the Writer's Block post from yesterday:

1. I was once surprise buttsexed by my mom's dog. AAAH! Michelob was a horndog! He humped everything in sight. Luckily, I caught him before he pounced me while I was bent down looking under the couch. No surprises for me.
2. I had a pony. - I did have a pony when I was 5 or 6. His name was "Star" and he was the clumsiest old horse ever. I think he was half-blind.
3. I've jumped off a bridge. - I've jumped off a few bridges into rivers. Where I grew up, we had several rivers and tributaries into the Mississippi. The tallest I've jumped from was a 22foot tall bridge. It looked MUCH higher from above the water XD