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15 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart

> *15 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal*Mart (these

> work!)*
>
> *1-wander through the store dressed in all black
> with a fake walkie-talkie
> humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone
> asks what you're doing,
> scream "LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf
>
> *
> **
> **
> **
> *2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker
> loudly after they take one.
>
>
> *
> **
> **
> **
> *3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE
> RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO
> PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the
> price
>
> *
> **
> **
> **
> *4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section
> and ask someone where you
> can find some "musical devices"
>
> ***
> **
> **
> **
> *5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself
> on the floor and scream
> "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"
>
> *
> **
> **
> **
> **
> *6-start a fish stick fight
>
> ***
> **
> **
> **
> *7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear
> hugs. Then scream "I
> MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"
>
> ***
> **
> **
> **
> *8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have
> a friend push you around
> screaming "The British are coming!!!"
>
> ***
> **
> **
> **
> **
> *9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in
> aisle 3" and see what they
> do
>
> ***
> **
> **
> **
> **
> *10-slip a bra and a packet of really quer man
> undies into a really
> macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't
> have any girls with him)
>
> ***
> **
> **
> **
> *11-attempt to fly off a high shelf
>
> ***
> **
> **
> **
> *12-throw confetti on random people walking into the
> store
>
> .*
> **
> **
> **
> *13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people
> in the checkout line
>
> *
> **
> **
> **
> *14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food
> section
>
> *
> **
> **
> *15-walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead
> people...They want me to
> take you away...to aisle 8...*
>
>
>
> I tried # 1,2,4,5,6,8,10and 11also 13

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

2008-03-27 13:28:08


omg half my message went through!!!

2008-03-27 01:01:41


hey it works, really well!!! \m/>.

2008-03-26 22:26:00


HAHAHHAAHA THATS HILARIOUS!!! *POP*

2008-03-25 07:14:45


hehehe..... i may give them a go. also, a really good one: put on all black, sunglasses, and the squiggly wire up to your ear, then choose one person to follow around all day. heh did that one, totally freaks them out. anyhoo, pop!

2008-03-24 22:20:24


lollolololololol rofl

2008-03-24 20:19:24


i forgot to put 12 also!!!

2008-03-24 19:59:03


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