lol. i have 888 views! xD that's funny.
ooooh, i have an idea, i'll put down some of my favorite sayings! 8D here goes:
- Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes!
- Oh yeah? Well... I don't like your pants.
- My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
- I'm sneaky... like a ninja!
- Make coffee, not war. <3
- There is no problem I can't ignore, confront, drown in chocolate sauce, plot against, or run over with the car.
- Love is blind. That's why we have HANDS.
- YETI!
- You can't choose your relatives. (You can choose to ignore'em, though.)
- I bet you can't even tell the truth without lying.
- Wipe your nose. Your brains are leaking.
- I get easily distrac--oh look, a bird.
- Rice cakes taste waaaaay better dipped in hot fudge.
- ... My toe.
- You are STUPID and therefore WRONG.
- Beauty sleep in progress. Come back in 20 years.
- >.> I have naked pictures of you.
- Anime. ...Crack is cheaper.
- I laugh because you've finally driven me insane.
- Dear Santa... I want Johnny Depp.
that's all for now! byeeeeeee!!!!
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yep random sayings are oftem the best
AEONDRAGON
2008-07-08 23:26:34