|*NaUgHtY PoEmS*| POEM # 1 I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your bottom POEM # 2 Im a cool girl, in a cool town it takes a real mother f***er to put me down POEM # 3 Kissing is a habit f***ing is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says i love you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a w**** This never wouldn't have happened If the rubber wouldn't have torn POEM # 4 Guys are like roses, Watch out for the pricks. POEM # 5 Smoke a smoke Not a butt f*** a virgin Not a nice young lady. POEM # 6 Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in. POEM # 7 Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face Bless his hair that tends to curl Keep him safe from all the girls Bless his arms that are so strong Keep his hands where they belong Bless his dick, the one i sucked Bless the bed, in which we f***ed And if my Mom happened to walk in Bless the s*** I'd be in. POEM # 8 Sex is when a guys communication enters a girls information to increase the population for a younger generation do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration POEM # 9 Men are like public toilets They are either engaged or full of shit! POEM # 10 If guys had they periods They would compare the size of their tampons! POEM # 11 Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN! POEM # 12 Roses are red, Violets are corny, When I think of you Ohh baby I get horny, Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, f*** me, Very slowly, if you kiss me, dont be sassy, Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!! Poem #13 Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue... I'm In Love But Not With You... When We Broke Up You Thought I Cried But All It Was... Was Another Guy, You Told Your Friends That I Was A Trick, I Told Mine That You Had A Weak Dick... I Said I Loved You And You Thought It Was True, But Guess What Baby?! You Got Played Too!! Poem #14 Guys are like parking spots... the good ones are always taken... and the ones that are available, are either handicapped or too far away!! *Darny*