Chapter 1

The first day was very slow. Until the first few people came. ''Maybe if you weren't so stubborn we wouldn't have to ask!'' came a voice from outside the door. ''Maybe if you would just listen you'd understand!'' yelled another voice. Tsuki didn't know what they were fighting about. But she did know they were coming in. The door opened. There stood two tall guys One had orange hair. The other one was taller and had long red hair that was pulled back. And he had tattoos. ''Who are you and wheres Urahara?'' demanded Renji. ''I'm Tsuki. Urahara's gone on business.'' she answered. ''Why are you even here?'' asked Ichigo. ''Orders from the Soul Society. Like there isn't enough soul reapers here already.'' muttered Tsuki. ''Now, who are you two?'' ''I'm Renji and this is Ichigo.'' introduced Renji. Tsuki plopped down in a chair and propped her feet on the desk. ''So what did you guys come here for?'' ''We needed to ask Urahara something...but he's not here so...'' Ichigo trailed off. ''Hey you need to sweep like Urahara said to do!'' yelled Jinta sliding open the door. ''He's not here so shut the hell up.'' said Renji. ''If he told you to do it before, then do it.'' smirked Tsuki. ''Oh? What are you gunna do about it?'' Renji glared. ''You either do it, or you're gunna wish you haven't met me.'' she glared back. ''So while I sweep you're just going to sit on your bottom the whole day.'' said Renji. ''Nope, I have to cook dinner for everyone. Be happy hippie man.'' sneered Tsuki. ''Nice one.'' mummbled Jinta. They gave eachother a knuckle touch. ''Man that wig itches.'' complained Tsuki putting up the closed sign. It was darker out. She pulled back her hair with a hair tie. Tsuki was in the proccess of making dinner. ''Yo, Renji, wake up! Set the table.'' Tsuki yelled. Renji was asleep at the desk. Drool slid down from his mouth. She shook her head in. ''Ururu, can you sit the table please.'' asked Tsuki. ''Ok.'' she replied. Renji woke up after everyone ate. ''How long have I been sleeping?'' he yawned. ''Long enough for everyone else to fall asleep. I left you some left overs in the kitchen.'' answered Tsuki. Renji got his plate and sat at the table. ''Oh my god! This is delicious!'' Renji exclaimed. ''Thanks.'' smiled Tsuki. She was still doing the dishes. Then she started to hold her hand to her eye. Her body was trembling, it hurt so bad. The dish fell to the floor shattering into pieces. Like the dish, Tsuki fell too. ''Tsuki!'' Renji went to go help her. ''Whats going on?'' asked Jinta and Ururu. ''I don't know. She just fainted.'' said Renji picking her up and taking her to her bed.

''Ugh.... my head...'' moaned Tsuki sitting up. ''You fainted.'' said Renji softly,'' And whats with the mark on your eye?'' ''It's what everyone in my family has. Basicly a birth mark. But its been hurting lately.'' explained Tsuki. Then she relized she was in her pj's. ''How did I get in my pj's?'' she asked a bit worried. ''I changed you into them.'' said Renji getting up. ''You what!?'' yelled Tsuki feeling violated. ''Uhh, well, what do you know someones calling, bye!'' Renji left hurriedly. ''I knew she'd freak out if you told her.'' smirked Jinta leaning against the wall. ''Shut it, Jinta!'' yelled Renji still speed walking away. ''Ohhhh, Renji! Its time for you to play dress up too.'' sang Tsuki evily. She came up behind him and started to rip off his cloths until he was just wearing underwear. Then she pushed him out the door and locked it. ''Too bad its night time.'' said Jinta. ''Yeah, maybe we should leave him there.'' laughed Tsuki. Renji was pounding on the door. ''Let me in! What the hells wrong with you!'' he screamed. ''oh, I don't know. Probably cause you shouldn't take my cloths off when I'm not even concious! You pervert!'' Tsuki was angry. ''You were burning up! I changed them so you wouldn't something like a heat stroke for the love of god! Just let me in!'' yelled out Renji. ''Renji, what are you doing...'' He turned around. It was Urahara. ''I'm locked out.'' Renji answered embarassed. Urahara looked at him weird. ''Unlock the door.'' he ordered. Tsuki opened the door. ''Uhhh, hello...'' she said. ''Why did you lock Renji outside with just his underwear on?'' Urahara asked. ''Well, he changed my cloths while I was knocked out.'' Tsuki muttered. ''Is this true?'' Urahara turned to Renji. ''Yes... but she was burning up in those cloths.'' sighed Renji. He pondered for a moment holding the tip of his fan to his mouth. ''Tsuki, apologize to Renji. What he did seemed wrong but was to the best intentions.'' Urahara said. ''I'm sorry. I guess I over reacted.'' apologized Tsuki. ''Besides, Renji really likes you. It's pretty obvious.'' smiled Urahara. ''What?!'' Tsuki and Renji exclaimed. ''No I don't!'' Renji protested. His face was starting to get red. ''Then why's your face red.'' pointed Jinta. Renji had a little panic attack and fled to the safety of his room. Urahara pranced to his room singing,''Can you feel the love tonight...'' ''Well, I guess I'm gunna go to bed.'' yawned Tsuki. ''Sweet dreams, Tsuki. Hope you don't have a too revealing dream of Renji.'' sneered Jinta. Tsuki stopped, turned around, walked to Jinta, spun him around, and gave him a wedgie. ''Sweet dreams to you too, wise ass.'' growled Tsuki.