1.Kill Itachi
2. Tell him that hes a prep
3. Dye all his stuff pink
4.dress him in girl clothes
5.Every time your around him scream "RAMENNNNNNN!!!!"
6. Tell him Naruto died
7.Kill him
8. Build a shrine for Itachi in his room
9.Tell him he'll never beat his brother
10.FAN GIRL ATTACKKKKKK!!!!