You know you are a Fullmetal Alchemist fanatic when.....
-You thought about naming your son or daughter after a character from Fullmetal Alchemist
-You thought about naming your pet/pets after a character from Fullmetal Alchemist
-You constantly use quotes from the characters
-You spend more than five hours per day on this site. -when you've watched all 51 episodes multiple times and can quote large chunks of dialogue word for word. in japanese.
-you have al's intro speech memorized. in japanese.
*I have Al's speech memorized now~ And i’m proud!*
-you named your cat Edward after Ed. And it's not a bad name....not as obvious that your named your animals after anime characters... -you beat up people who make any crack about your height 
-you are frequently seen picking up stray cats...
-you try and make transmutation circles with your magic marker.
-if anything...ANYTHING...is arranged in a circular pattern...you attempt to transmute it.
-you wear tinfoil on your left leg and right arm...
-you put tinfoil around your DOG's leg...and that one time you completely encased your little brother in tin foil... we don't talk about that now...
-you wear white gloves and attempt to fit a flame thrower inside the index finger...
-you go around shoving pictures of children (some who are not even related to you...) in the faces of everyone you know...and some people you don't...
-you throw hand tools at your friends...just to show you care... -you asked for a hand router for xmas...
-once you stuck a cucumber in your ponytail to see how pinako's hair did that trick where it stands straight up off her head...
-you can shoot a bullseye from 300 yards...blindfolded and while riding on a car speeding away...
-you have refused to drink milk for YEARS...
-you wear red contacts and go to the tanning salon frequently so you can tell all your friends you're really an ishbalite...
-you bleached and spiked your bangs and have become a chain smoker...
-you wear an eye patch and have taken up fencing.
-try as you might...you just CAN'T pull off that black miniskirt and tubetop the way envy can...but that sure doesn't stop you from trying...  
-you often request to eat people...
-you have attempted to steal the body parts of people you hate.
-you wear round sunglasses and go around with a posse of people dressed like animals.
-you get a cut and think 'ohmigod it's time to move to a new body!!'.
-you inspect all of your mother's jewelry because you're sure she's hoarding the kenja no ishi SOMEWHERE...
-you know, i actually thought Envy was an unfortunate girl until the end...but thats not important. -You attempt to braid your hair much more frequently
-You realize that white gloves are actually pretty hot (not mickey mouse-ish at all!)
-You feel that Males in miniskirts become extremely attractive
-You find yourself making designs on your arm with a magic marker when you're bored..
-You realize that maybe going for guys shorter than you might not be so bad an idea (I'm a chibi club reject after all) -You're reading really old and boring texts for a philosophy course when you come across the word "Homunculus"-- Suddenly a big grin appears and you have new found energy for work
-You tell everyone that pocket watches are trendy
-You're friends keep telling you that your clapping and slapping the ground is just really too embarrassing
-You surf ebay for armor
-You grab a red marker and draw that seal on Ed's coat everywhere (clothing, paper, arm)  (what's the name of that seal btw?)
-You've tried gluing your daughter and your dog together.
-when you use quotes from the show to save you on your japanese exams   (well thats a personal one, but what Izumi said one episode  (the grammar) I was tested on,,it's a good thing I remember  hehe
  -You name your offspring "Edward" and "Alphonse" demanding that everyone pronounce it as "Edowado" and "Alphonseh".
-You write a letter to the museum saying that the "Thief Siren" will appear to steal a suit of armor.
- You frequently turn down invitations on outtings with friends just to sit at home and talk to the armor (you stole) and drew a seal in the neck part.
- You enlist in the military determined to start a branch of "National Alchemists".
-You frequently go to your school library asking the librarian if they had any Alchemy books.
- You draw various different transmutation circle on the walls of your room and change your curtains to make it have a red aura when the sun shines in.
-You go to all ends of the world in search for a talking Chimera or Shou Tucker.
-You cannot get a FullMetal Alchemist theme song out of your head for a week even if you listen to every song you can think of to get it out of your head.
- You prefer to ride a train or subway rather than drive or fly.
-You go out to find a person named "Maes Hughes" to marry and have his daughter.
-When your little brother or sister come up to you and say "Nii-san, my toy broke." You instantly grin and put it the middle of a trasmutation circle to fix it. -Whenever you see Fruit Punch you dump it hoping that it turns into something solid.
-You go to various cemetaries looking for the grave of "Trisha Elric" and "Maes Hughes".
-You slap your desk in the middle of class hoping to trasmute the right answers onto your test paper.
-You study mechanics to become the first Auto-Mail mechanic.
-You pretend to fall down the stairs and break your arm and scream, "Mom! I need an auto-mail!"
-You walk up to your mom one day and say, "Mom, you have to die so I can resurrect you."
- You pay your friends to pretend to hi-jack a train to prove you are worthy to be a National Alchemist.
- You walk up to your mother and ask, "Mom, did you implant memories in me for your own convenience?"
-Whenever someone asks you what religion you are, you answer "Letoism".
-You chase after random police officers saying that they must die because they betrayed god.
-You secretly call the Hospital asking to schedule an appointment for an auto-mail attachment.
  -You go a pocket watch store and ask if you can take apart and observe one.
-You slap your desk in the middle of class hoping to trasmute the right answers onto your test paper.
- and you doodle "transmutation circles" in the margins of your notes, hoping one will allow you to compress oxygen and create flames, blow things up, bring your "dead" mom back to life, etc.
- you draw the flamel symbol on your hand every day with sharpie, hoping that if you do it long enough the permanent marker really will become permanent and you'll have a spiffy tattoo (although i think by doing that i'm just shortening my lifespan with the ink).]
- every time it rains, you think of roy and hawkeye. and every time you hear "useless," you think of roy and hawkeye. in the rain.
- you can relate toukakoukan to everything. which i do all the time >___>;;;
- every time you hear someone call someone short, you go off on a variation of "WHO'S SO SMALL HE CAN'T BE SQUASHED BY A SHOE BECAUSE HE GETS TRAPPED BETWEEN THE TREAD?!"
-You know you're obsesssed with FMA when you use quotes from the show to save you on your japanese exams (well thats a personal one, but what Izumi said one episode (the grammar) I was tested on,,it's a good thing I remember hehe
-You're reading really old and boring texts for a philosophy course when you come across the word "Homunculus"-- Suddenly a big grin appears.
-You tell everyone that pocket watches are trendy
-You're friends keep telling you that your clapping and slapping the ground is just really too embarrassing.
-You read the manga more than you read real books
-You can sing all the theme songs
-You submit a picture of a FMA character for your school Art and Craft comp (this happened at my school, but it wasnt be that did it)
-You grin whenever you see a mention of Alchemists or alchemy in your chemistry book
-You start enjoying chemistry more
-You've got that alchemy site bookmarked.
-You notise your hair is the perfect length and colour for a character cosplay ( ^^ Mine is like ed’s...) -You change "Chemistry" on your school timetable to alchemy
-You try to get your friends into FMA -You succeed
-When you start making cicrcles in the sand then putting miniature sand horses on top of them
-When you start eating red candy as if your life depended on it
-If you stuff your little brother into a giant suit of armor
-When you start placing your hand on peoples faces when you get mad at them
-If you start taking your shirt off in front of people and flexing, trying to make them fell better
-When you start claiming you're a homunculi and jump off the Empire State building
-when u finally decide to stop drinking milk
-If you start to call your older sibling "brother" or "sister"
-You hear "Bratja" playing at 4am then you listen to the walls of your room trying to figure out who's watching FMA.
- You wish to become the President of your country, so you can enforce a law stating that women in the military must wear miniskirts. (Done that.)
- You take apart suits of armor to find the secret of eternal life. 
- You dress up as a woman and chop up women in hopes of getting caught so they can take your soul and put it in a suit of armor.
- You chop off your right arm and ask your brother if you could take his heavily tatooed right arm.
- You read the Art of War by Sun Tzu so you can quote it all the live long day. (Guilty of that one.)
- You take a cute little puppy....and you shake it for no reason, saying that you love dogs because they can't complain and you don't have to pay them. (Okay, so I shook the puppy. You have to or they won't bake uniformaly.)
- You hope to lose your left half of your body so you can get it replaced with metal/automail.
- You work out at the gym every day and show off your buff body in public, even if you just wanted to help an old lady cross the street.
  -you have a pocketwatch (if not several >.>) and have customized the cover with the state alchemist emblem, carved ''don't forget oct 3 '10'' in it, have completely disasembled it and put in those gaudy plastic red jewel/bead things saying that it will amplify your alchemy and carry that pocket watch with you /EVERYWHERE/ [ehehehe.....^^;;]
-you are never seen in public without your white gloves on
-live life by the saying 'Touka Koukan' and will accept no other philosophy
-draw on automail (if not already mdae it out of metal/cardboard) every chance you get [ so long as i have a marker or pen of some sort]
-has altered your black boots to look like ed's and wear them every day [what? i like them! XD]
-is working very diligently to be able to write with your left hand (if not already)
-start hiding little daggers up your sleeve then whisk them out when in mock battle
-is highly amused when you see a name from FMA in the real world
-you constantly wear all black [well the gloves are white!] and maybe a red jacket with the flamel insignia on the back
-several people have told you that 'you look just like would if s/he were real!'
-You react shocked at the “if they were real” comment -have made such statments *points up* to your firends or random people on the street (or just thought it and not said it out loud)
-and actually can think of several quirks for these kinds of ' you know you're obsessed when...' lists XD
- You work out at the gym every day and show off your buff body in public, even if you just wanted to help an old lady cross the street.

*Old Lady: I need help crossing the street.

*you: *Rips off shirt*  Don't worry, I'll help you! *Old Lady runs across the street as saying line*  I guess she didn't need help after all.

*People in Background: 
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*I will so do that. Only if I was buff... I guess that's why everybody ran afterwards.
-You get a tattoo on your back of the human transmutation circle and think it's the coolest tattoo EVER! (I'm thinking of doing this because it looks awesome) I can't wait to hear the applause or barrage of insults that are about to follow.
-when you love to see the 7th episode all the time and you always repeat "You Tucker son of a b..." XD
-Any time you see a blonde guy with a braid you start to spaz
-Any time you see someone wearing white gloves you start to spaz
-In a frustrated rage when your computer doesn't work, you repeatedly try clapping your hands and smacking the monitor while giving your compy death threats (Especially when your episode downloads time out! *rage*)
-You have to hide all your little transmutation circle scribbles from your Baptist mother or else she'll think you're a Satan-worshipper  
-You start calling your older brother, who speaks not a word of Japanese (nor will he ever) Nii-san
-Any time someone even insinuates that you're even remotely short, or that you should drink your milk (or not drink coffee, as is more often the case with me), you proceed with a smack-down

Hehe.

-You actually start studying alchemy.
-You laugh everytime you see either a potato or a tomato. Bonus points if you see them together at once.
-When you constantly check this site for new images(mostly for Ed pics)
-When you want to kill your brother for calling Ed short
-When you constantly check this site for new manga chapters online
-When you cry over not having cable to watch the show(ok I don't really cry)
-When you want to slap your friends for getting episodes from other friends who get them off the internet and constantly talk about it infront of you and you can't watch the episodes cause your compu is too old
-when u clap your hands over and over again to get that perfect ed sound when he claps his hands and then make the little sizzling alchemy noise.  if your gramps sees the transmutation circles you drew in ur notebook he’ll prob try to burn you at the stake.
-You glue your eyes wide open to look like anime characters. -You change your hairstyle to look like your fav. character.
-Every time your dad leaves the house, you demand him to return in time for your mum's funeral,who is not dead.
-You cry when you learn that alchemy isn't really done with transmutation circles and flashing lights.
-You pour milk into your vegetable soup.
-You jump through every gate with a burst of confidence, hoping it's 'the one'
-You light small fires under pictures of your family smiling, then recite the intro from full metal alchemist.
-Your determined to ask George Bush if he's starting wars to create the philosopher's stone.
-You have seven children, who you name Lust, gluttony, Envy, Greed, wrath,Sloth and Pride. You make them look like homonculus, (including eyepatches,tatoos and green hair.etc.) Then comand them to be immortal and get you the philosopher's stone.
- You started to braid more because your little brother grew taller than you - you get a lot of FMA plot bunnies during every single lectures and your school grade dropped dramatically - You draw your favourite character a LOT, and you can find that face in every single one of your notebook
- You would download different fansub group's FMA just to compare and contrast and stare at faces (I got all SPOON, SONCHOU and KICKASSANIME's... and some raws.. and even some dubs...)
- You got your little brother addicted to FMA now and always fight as in who gets to keep the manga in their room
- The only type of merchandise you got from the anime con is FMA merchandise (here... 2 posters, 1 chibi set, 1 deck of card, 1 doujinshi, 1 pencil board, a few fanarts...)
- You hate whoever (real or fictional)'s name is Edward (rare to find someone named Alphonse ^^; ) if they are suckers. 
- You clap you hands together yet you pretend that you were stretching
- You turned down a guy and your reasoning was because he lacks this -insert human Alphonse characteristics here- and that -insert Alphonse personality here-.
-You pass any of the FMA games in the span of one or two sittings
-You unconciously turn your head at the mentionings of words like Alchemy
-You have FMA related dreams (had one of those a couple of nights ago. >.O;; )
-You keep checking Ebay for FMA stuff that hasn't been released where you live
-You're ready to pounce on and attack anyone if they mention anything bad about FMA or Alchemy
-On entering an elevator, if there's no one around, you clap your hands and press them to the doorframe as the door opens and closes, gleefully pretending that you're alchemizing holes in the wall.
-While discussing your future career with a fellow fan, you prop your hands on your hips and loudly declare, "When I am a professional translator, all of the women in the--wait. Scratch that. All of the anime that I...(etc.)"
-Begging your dorm-mates for laundry quarters, you offer bags of microwave popcorn "as equivalent trade".
-Eating lunch, you see a girl with a blonde braid and bangs and think, "Wow, she would make an /awesome/ Ed cosplayer!"
-In the middle of conversation practice at Japanese class, you bang your fists together and leer ominously down at your partner while speaking your line as a sushi restaurant chef: "IRASSHAI!".
-You style your long brown hair like Trisha Elric's and walk around acting motherly to everyone. "Don't forget to clean up after yourselves now!"
-Your group of friends prints out a huge collection of Edward art and screenshots to make you a poster collage for your birthday. You shriek with joy on seeing it and post it over your bed.
-You and your friends who have seen the entire series have concocted an elaborate language of code in which to speak about later events in the series so that you won't spoil it for your friends who haven't seen it all. ("I was so shocked by the small serving of shishkebab at the end!"..."Whatever happened to the person who pushes doors with children, anyway?"..."Hey, about the orange seed trapped in the apple...will it ever get back to the orange again, d'you think?")
-when you actually understand what that meant....(I too do not know whethere I should be frightened) 
-I'm not sure if anyone said these two things, but I'll say it anyway.
-get a big silver pocket watch and carve that symbol on it. Then tell people that you are an official state alchemist.
-dress up as any of the FMA characters and cosplay in all of the conventions and always stick to the character and never cosplay anyone else.