The two blondes.

     A blonde woman is driving down the road she is breaking the law by going ten miles over the speed limit. Therefore, a blonde police officer pulls her over. The officer says: "Ma'am, may I see your driver's liscence?" The blonde then responds by looking all over and not being able to find it she says "What does it look like?" The officer responds "Well, it's a small little cardlike thing that has a picture of you on it." The blonde then begins rambling in her purse with this new found info. Soon, she comes about a mirror and picks it up, seeing herself she thinks this must be it so the blonde hands the officer the mirror and says "Here it is." the officer takes the mirror and looking into it she sees herself and promptly responds "If you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over!"

Woah! I loved this olne and fyi yes I typed it and worded it oh yeah go me!