This is SOOOOOO funny!

60 For-Sure ways to Annoy Uchiha Sasuke

1. Act like Naruto

2. Run up to him and say, "Sasuke had a blonde moment!" at random times.

3. Steal his hair gel and watch him have a spaz attack.

4. Call him "duck-butt head," or, "Duck fucker."

5. Ask him if somethings going on between him and Sakura.(Im sure youll get
the crap beat out of you. )

6. Ask him if somethings going on between him and Naruto, and watch him have
another spaz attack.

7. Tell his fan girls where he is, ALL THE TIME.

8. Ask how often him and Naruto get it on. 0_o

9. Sing "I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves!" until he cracks and
attempts to kill you.

10. Say, "Sasuke, you have a nice butt," and run away as fast as you can.

11. Tell him Naruto has a crush on him...See what happens...0_o

12. Ask him if him and Naruto are lovers. After he screams "NO!" at you,
question him about that kiss when they were twelve.

13. Run around the whole town screaming "Help! Sasukes trying to rape me!"

14. When walking next to him say, "SASUKE, YOU PERVERT!" Then slap him and
storm off. When people ask you about it the next day say "That pervert
grabbed my ass!"

15. Kiss him passionately (YAY!) and say "Thats from Naruto." I betcha hell
have a blush fit and run all the way home.

16.Glomp him every five minutes.

17. Trick him into coming to a gay bar, get him drunk, play too sexy," get
him up on the bar...well I think you know what comes after that! (That is so
hot!)

18. Offer to be his eternal sex slave. (OH! Pick me! 0_o Okay! I was
kidding! ^_^

19. Ask if hes a virgin.

20. After a mission make it appear as though youre terribly injured and say,
"Sasuke...*cough cough* I have important question...Do you......Like CHEESE?

21. Ask him to treat you to ramen every like five minutes.

22. Tell him Narutos a hooker.

23. Offer to pre-chew his food.

24. When you go out to eat steal his chop-sticks and say "Here comes the
plane!" while trying to feed him.

25. Start A fight with him, and when he starts to yell tell him to take a
chill pill.

26. Tell him he has a zit and poke him on the forehead.

27. Ask him if hes finished with his food, If he says 'No,' than take it and
devour it within seconds.

28. Tell Sakura that Sasuke has a crush on her. Bwahahahaha!

29. Walk in on him when hes bathing and say "Sorry, were you busy or just on
vacation?"

30. Tell him his flys open then kick him in the shin.

31. Call him dead-last.

32. Tell Naruto to meet you at the ramen...(I can't spell it!) place and
bring Sasuke along because you need to tell them something important. Once
you all arrive and they ask whats so important, you say "Oh, nothing I was
just hungry and wanted a little company."

33. Push Sasuke at just the right angle so hell end up kissing Naruto. The
second their lips meet, take pictures, and scream as loud as you can
"NARUTO, SASUKE! I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE AN ITEM!"

34. Tell Sasuke hed be a really pretty belly-dancer...If he would take off
the darn make-up!

35. Shove an ice-cream in his face and say "Owned again!"

36. Tell him to close his eyes, have a pig kiss him and say "Sasuke, I didnt
know you dated swines!"

37. Have you and your friends jump Sasuke and tell him hes under arrest for
sexual harassment towards all of his fan-girls...and fan-boys...

38. Tell him he smells like Naruto. ( Gee. I wonder why cough cough )

39. Tell him his hair smells 'Per-tee.'

40. Smell his breath and say "P-U! Have you been eating onions?"

41. Ask where he buys his make-up.

42. In public call him daddy or brother

43. Ask if he wants to make out with you.

44. Say, "Gosh! Narutos lucky to have you! .....Or maybe not..."

45. Kiss him at random times.

46. Pinch his butt and blame it on passing people.

47. Pour water on his pants and say, "Aw...Did widdle Sasuke have an
accident?"

48. Tell him to "shove it" everytime he talks.

49. Ask him if hes gay every ten minutes.

50. Tell him to calm down when he speaks to you.

51. Ask him if he slept with Naruto last night.

52. Dress up like Naruto and run around screaming "Believe it!"

53. Ask him if hes a girl in disguise.

54. Pick up a box of condoms and ask if they belong to him.

55. Steal his kunai.

56. Dye his hair pink.

57. Steal all his clothes and replace them with schoolgirl outfits. *giggle*

58. Make farting noises and say "Sasuke! What did you eat?!"

59. Force ramen down his throat.

60. After all this...breathe.



hee hee hee