Once upon a time there was a little elf named rudy, he worked for Santa in his broke down 200 year old factory. The problem with this factory was that every day a elf got hurt in some way shape or form. Rudy decided that he would try and run a way like his brother did.(his brother is a dentist) It was 10pm when he decided to start his plan. He ran up to the fence and jumped onto it. zap!!(make a zapping noise to make it sound better) Santa ran out (more like a wobble) and called his reindeer. Rudolph started to fly and shoot laser beams at Rudy to try and stop him. Santa got in his sleigh and started to wip Rudy. Rudy pulled out his toy train nun chunks so he could attack Rudolph to get away. All of a sudden the other reindeer started to chase Rudy (obviously because they didnt want him to play their reindeer games) Santa pulled out a shotgun and shot Rudy in the leg. Rudy started to slowly drag himself toward the gate so he could get outside.The reindeer ran up-or flew up-to him and started to rip his body apart. the blood started to squirt out of him as his arm was tore off and ripped apart right in front of him. santa ended up walking up to him and stabbed him in the eye with a candy cane.
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if you think that this story sucked-its ok-i forgot how it went so i messed up (alot) the real version had more blood and gore and it wasnt as dull as this one is-if you think that this story was good then-thank you