What do you do huh? You create an android with the ability to help you stop from screwing up and then it causes you to do it anyways. I give up. No wait I have a better Idea I'll just turn into something else. Yes something androids can't touch, zombies won't eat, and demons won't tear apart. MMMmmmm. I want to be a MOKUJIN!!! That's it! I'll find a way to transfer my mind and body into that of a mokujin(Wooden doll used in the training of various martail arts)All I'll have to do it avoid the wood chipper and I'll be invincable. Bawhaha. File 2 complete. STAY AWAY!!

 All written fiction is a translation of whatever I see in real life made into something interesting. Don't take this seriously we can't have 2 Bens around here. unless your name is Ben of course