4 hours later

Amei: .... *this is just pathetic*
 
*four sobbing actors lay on the floor in a puddle of agony as they uselessly try to disconnect themselves from one anouther*
 
Igi :*wailing* MAAASSSTTTERRR IM GOING TO DIE!!!! THEYRE TO WEEERRIIIDD GET*hic* GET IT OOOFFF PLEASE ILL DO ANYTHING!
 
amei: no
 
*igi collapses in a fresh screach of wails*

April:* in a shrill voice* you WILL let me out of this! You cant do this!

Amei:*raises an eyebrow in an amused manner* I seem to have already done it

April:* screaming in rage* YOU WONT GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!! IM TELLING MY GRANDFATHER!!  HE’LL SEE TO IT THAT YOU’RE FIRED FOR THIS

Amei: *a big smile appears on her face*ok tell artie I said hi

April: *in blind rage begins searching for her cell phone franticly jerking Jason forcfully* move it you good for nothing pieces of trash I need to find my cell phone....HEY WATCH YOUR HANDS !!! This body is perfection !!!!
 
Jason:*snorts indignently* perfection my butt i know fish that look better than you
 
April: can it !you wouldn’t know quality goods if it bit you in the balls! my grandfather will--
 
Jason: AHHH just shut up princess everyone knows that your grandfather thinks your a spoiled brat.  He might actually thank her for this!
 
April:Hmpfff *continues frantically searching for the cell phone* WHERE IS IT!!!
 
Amei: *gives an amused snicker as she pulls out not one but all four of their cell phones* you really shouldn’t leave things lying around
 
April: *lunges only to get jerked back by jason*I’LL KILL YOU! YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE
 
Jason: bring it on barbie!
 
*the angry couple begin rolling around on the floor doing everything possible to hurt each other while kei and igi try to maintain as much distance as possible . A knock on the door does nothing to interrupt the scene before her*
 
Amei: wearily* come in

*patrick enters holding two cups of coffee, stops abruptly*

Patrick: ....i thought the divorce room was two doors down the hall
eyeing her actors* are they always this energetic?

*his only reply is a snort and a groan*
 
Patrick: that bad huh? Well why don’t you let me have a little "chat" with them?

Amei: but...*seeing the look on his face she doesn’t even bother to argue farther and walks out the door with a snicker* fine but youd better keep your coffe your going to need it 

Kei: hey HEY HEY!!! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!?!? GET BACK HERE WITH THE KEYS!!!

Patrick: chill, relax, take a load off she’ll be back soon

*hearing Patrick’s voice suddenly stops in mid beating and turns grushy*

April:hello! what brings you here

*dripping with charm*

Jason :ewww gross don’t jump him while your connected o me!

April:*blushing furiously turns around and knocks his lights out* ignore him he hasn’t had a girlfriend since his rooster ditched him

Patrick:*smirking seductively   * ohhh kitten has a bite

Igi:*shifts uneasily away from Patrick* joslen...I’m scared do you feel the evil aura around him too? *whimpering as Patrick gives him a wicked smile* I want master back....
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* couple hours later in a coffee shop*
 
Amei:*stretching  as she looks at her handy work on the script* this should do it*glancing at her watch she gives an evil snicker* 
 
Waiter (abby): heading back to the stage?

Amei: yah I finished my reversions *snickers* and I dont think my little actors can survive for much longer

Waiter(abby): AMEI you didn’t!

Amei: *innocent stare*didn’t what? Why abby what ARE you insinuating?

Abby: who did you call in amei.

Amei: *feigned shock*  I have NO idea what you talking about!

Abby: bull crap

Amei:*attempted indigent stare*really abby  don’t you believe me at all?

Abby: *completely blunt* no

Amei: *feigned reproach*hey Patrick was just passing by I had nothing to do with it!

Abby: *groans with a smile at his name* thats just plain cruel! How long ago?

Amei: *a sly smile spreads over her face with a nonchalant  shrug* a couple hours hey a director has got to have everything prepared for their cast

Abby: *busts out laughing*man they must have done something igenous to piss you off this bad *laughing even harder at the image of the actors now* I bet they have no idea what hit them

Amei:* gathering up her stuff with a satisfied smile* That’s the point

Abby:* snickering watches amei  confidently cut across the busy road* and people wonder why she’s called the nut cracker*shakes her head in disbelief* I almost feel sorry for them.
 
to be continued...