"Ed,..Ed..." said Winry as she leaned forward, "EDWARD!!!". Ed shot up and fell of the couch, "Wha..wh-what the. Oh Winry, what happened?" he asked and looked up at her. Winry pulled out a shiny wrench and wacked Ed on his head,"@#%$@!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL WINRY, YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!!"he shouted and held the back of his head. "Trust me, if I were trying to kill you I would've swung harder." she said and put the wrench back in her bag.
"Uhhh, what's with you anyway?"
"WHERE IS IT!!!?"
"WHERE IS WHAT!? I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT!!!!"
Winry folded her arms and turned around, "I know you have it Ed" she said. "No I DON'T!!!!!!!!!" he said and stood up. "What are you looking for anyway?!" "My wrench..". Ed looked at the wrench sticking out of her bag, "IT'S RIGHT THERE YOU IDIOT!!". "NO!!" shouted Winry and pushed him, "My favorite wrench, the one I always used to either work on automail, or slap you around with! This is just a temporary replacement!". Ed stopped to think, ("Ohhh, that one..."). "WELL, I DIDN"T TAKE IT!!" Ed yelled, he got closer until he and Winry were nose to nose.
"YES YOU DID EDWARD, YOU STOLE MY WRENCH!!!!"
"WHY WOULD I WANT THAT RUSTY, OLD THING?!!!"
"BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO GET RID OF THE THING I HIT YOU WITH!!!"
"THAT'S STUPID!!!"
"IS IT ED, IS IT?!!!"
("Acually that's a good idea, I wish I'd don it sooner...") Ed thought, herested his head on his arm. "Did ya ever think you misplaced it?" he asked, "I would never...."Winry hissed, Edward sensed blood-lust. "uhhh, okay, ummm...." Ed began to sweat, he was scared. He had never seen winry this mad before.
"GRRRR.....!", Ed looked up. ("Oh God......") he thought. "RRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!" she screamed and hit Ed with her wrench. "WHERE IS IT EDWARD, WHERE!!!!!?" she said, "AAAHHHHHHHH!!! W-WINRY ST-STOP!!!!" he screamed. Winry began to tire, panting wildly, then she felt something tap her on her back. "Huh? Oh Al..." she said, she looked at his hand, "What's that thing behind you back..?". "umm, is this yours.." he asked, Winrys face brightened. "Oh, oh my wrench, my wrench! You found it Thank you Alphonse!!" she said and hugged him. "Heh don;t worry about it.." he said, "Ohhhhhh....." Ed groaned and stood up. "Jeez, you guys always fight over nothing".
Yes, I know it's named after a Dane Cook thing, but I had the idea and had to write it! I'm sorry if it sucks, but if you like it I'll be happy to write more. ENJOY!!! ^_^ P.S If you have any ideas to make this better I would like to hear them! (As long as it's nothing too brutal....) Please comment
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2007-10-09 15:30:50